Mallu Physics

What's with Mallu (Malayali i.e. Keralite) Women and Physics?
I've had one of them teaching Physics ever since I was 11 years old, til now, where 2 of my Physics teachers in college are Mallu...That's basically the whole of my Education in physics...
Don't get me wrong, I'm not being racist or anything...Some of my best friends are Mallus...
What irritates me is that they always talk with this horrible accent...
Like,"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" becomes "Doe kigk broon foox joombs ovur do loazy doog".
For years, one of these teachers have been calling me Doomnic...DAMN, that's irritating!
And of all the subjects, why Physics?
For years, I've been listening to explanantions of the "Simbul Liver"(Simple Lever) and the "Pooleece System"(Pulley System)...
It's no wonder so many people flunk Physics...